Batman might possibly be a Independent, but there's no way Dave can convince me that the phrase, "With Great Power comes Great Responsibility" is a Democratic mantra. That's laughable.
Wonder Woman a Socialist?
But I'll say one thing, Dave nailed Green Arrow.
Top, bottom and sideways.
It's mid-term election day here in the States, which means that tomorrow 1/3 of
the country will be cautiously happy, 1/3 will be pissed off, and the other 1/3
will have no idea that there was an election in the first place.
It's times
like these that make me wonder how superheroes would vote. Is Captain America a
Republican or a Democrat? What about Batman? It's tempting to attribute one's
own political beliefs to one's childhood heroes, but that would be wrong. We're
in a No-Spin Zone here at Dave's Long Box, so I have examined the evidence and
decided on a political party affiliation for some of my favorite heroes without
regard to my personal beliefs.
So,
in an effort to piss off readers of all political persuasions, here then is the
breakdown. I can't wait for the Green Lantern fans to start flaming me in the
comments section...
ELECTION DAY 2006 - WHOSE SIDE IS YOUR FAVORITE
SUPERHERO ON?
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