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Friday, March 06, 2009

A New Era: Foreign Affairs

The Glair - A New Era: Foreign Affairs



ABRAHAM LINCOLN: SAVING THE UNION
BARACK OBAMA: SAVING THE UNIONS
NOW I GET IT!


A WIND POWERED CAR AND A NEW $50,000.00 TAX BILL (plus interest) FOR EVERY AS YET UNABORTED GRANDCHILD IN AMERICA. NOW, AREN’T YOU GLAD YOU MADE A STATEMENT?


OBAMA: NOW AL-QAEDA THINKS THEY’RE SAFER TOO.


OBAMA: FOR THE VERY BEST IN HEALTHCARE THAT LIVERPOOL AND GUATEMALA CAN AFFORD


OBAMA: “I DON’T LIKE THE TERM WAR ON TERROR. I MUCH PREFER THE PHRASE, ‘A MISUNDERSTANDING OF DIAMETRICALLY OPPOSED DIPLOMATIC OBJECTIVES.’


OBAMA AND HIS LEGACY: MAKING BUSH LOOK MUCH, MUCH BETTER SINCE JANUARY, 2009


OBAMA: AT LEAST HE UNDERSTANDS THE P.R. VALUE OF A GOOD SALUTE.


ECONOMY DEVASTATED, ABORTIONS AND SUICIDES UP, NATION UNABLE TO DEFEND ITSELF, UNREST IN THE STREETS, GOVERNMENT MISTRUSTED BY EVERYONE, COUNTRY INVADED BY FOREIGN INSURGENTS. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED PRESIDENT OBAMA.


OBAMA: IF PAKISTAN CAUSES TROUBLE THEN I’M NUKING IT. IF IRAN GETS NUKES THEN I’M BLAMING ISRAEL.


IF YOU WANT TO ENSLAVE YOUR PEOPLE AND OBTAIN NUCLEAR WEAPONS FOR NEFARIOUS PURPOSES THEN I WANT TO HAVE A DIALOGUE. IF YOU MAKE OVER $50,000.00 A YEAR THEN “I’LL SMOKE YA OUT!”


OBAMA: IF THERE IS ANOTHER TERRORIST ATTACK THEN DON’T BLAME ME. I TRIED MY VERY BEST TO ERADICATE THE WORD!


OBAMA: “DON’T DARE MISUNDERESTIMATE ME. I REALLY MEAN IT WHEN I SAY THINGS ARE ONLY GONNA GET WORSE.”


OBAMA TO BIN LADEN: BUSH COULDN’T GET YOU, BUT I WILL. I’VE GOT THE IRS WORKING ON IT RIGHT NOW.


OBAMA: FINALLY, AN AMERICA THAT CAN BE RESPECTED IN OTHER PARTS OF THE WORLD - LIKE NORTH KOREA, IRAN, SYRIA, THE HAGUE, SOMALIA, AND VENEZUELA.


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