OBAMA: I SURE AS HELL DIDN’T VOTE FOR HIM, AND YET I’M PAYING FOR IT LIKE I DID
BARACK OBAMA: MY FIRST THIRTY DAYS OF COMPLETE AND TOTAL F*CK UP AND I’M JUST GETTING STARTED
BARACK OBAMA: BOY, IS THIS EVER GONNA BE AN HISTORIC PRESIDENCY!!!
BARACK OBAMA: NOW AREN’T YOU GLAD YOU LISTENED TO OPRAH?
BARACK OBAMA AND THE US ECONOMY – IT’S WHAT HE DOESN’T UNDERSTAND THAT’S THE SCARY PART
BECAUSE IT’S ABOUT TIME FOR A US PRESIDENT WILLING SELL OUT OUR EASTERN EUROPEAN ALLIES FOR A CHANCE TO FULLY EXPLORE RUSSIAN AND IRANIAN INTEGRITY
THE STOCK MARKET – IT’S NOT MY RETIREMENT ACCOUNT, THAT’S ONLY FOR RICH PEOPLE!
BARACK OBAMA – FINALLY! A PRESIDENT HOLLYWOOD AND WESTERN EUROPE CAN UNDERSTAND
OBAMA – BECAUSE SOMEBODY HAS TO ACTUALLY DO WHAT CLINTON WASN’T STUPID ENOUGH TO TRY!
OBAMA – OUT OF IRAQ AND INTO THE FIRE!
EVEN IN CHICAGO THEY NEVER IMAGINED THIS!
THE NEW DEMOCRAT ERA – WE’RE LOOKING FOR A FEW GOOD MEN, WHO HAVE NEVER PAID THEIR TAXES
THE NEW DEMOCRATS – URBANE, SOPHISTICATED, CLUELESS!
OBAMA - IF THIS WON’T WIN US THE NEXT GENERATION THEN NOTHING WILL!!
BARACK OBAMA – SPENDING AND TAXING OUR WAY INTO WEALTH. BECAUSE THAT’S THE WAY THINGS WORK IN HIGH SCHOOL!
OBAMA – BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS ONE TERM LIKE THIS GUY!
DEMOCRATS - IF THE STOCK MARKET IS A TRACKING POLL THEN WHERE IS IT LEADING YOUR POLITICAL FUTURE?
LIBERALS – YOU WANTED HIM, YOU KEEP HIM! (GOD, IF IT ONLY WORKED THAT WAY!)
OBAMA AND THE NEOCRATS – HEY MAN, YOU ASKED FOR IT!
OBAMA – IF YOU NEED A BAILOUT THEN JOIN THE NATION: LEGALLY OR ILLEGALLY, IT DON’T REALLY MATTER – WE NEED TO TAX YOU EITHER WAY
OBAMA – WORKING HARD TO ASSURE THAT YOU’LL BE BAILED OUT BY 2037
OBAMA – THE GOOD NEWS IS I’LL HAVE YOU RETIRED BY THE TIME YOU’RE 96 YEARS OLD. THE BAD NEWS IS WE’LL BE RUNNING YOUR HEALTHCARE.
OBAMA – FOR THE GOOD OF THE FUTURE I’VE ABORTED MORE BABIES AND MORE WEALTH THAN ANY PRESIDENT IN US HISTORY. NO NEED TO THANK ME.
YOU VOTED DEMOCRAT IN 2008. VOTE DEMOCRAT AGAIN IN 2012. BECAUSE WE’VE JUST STARTED CHANGING THINGS AND CHANGE ALWAYS WORKS OUT WELL.
A DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENT, A DEMOCRATIC SENATE, A DEMOCRATIC HOUSE – REALLY NOW, YOU NEVER SAW THIS COMING?
OBAMA – WE DON’T NEED MORE RICH PEOPLE IN THIS NATION, WE NEED MORE GOVERNMENT JOBS!
OBAMA – IF IT’S TAXABLE THEN WE’LL GET AROUND TO IT. HELL, IT’S ONLY BEEN A COUPLE OF MONTHS SO FAR.
OBAMA – I TALK A BIG STICK AND CARRY ABOUT SOFTLY.
BARACK OBAMA – ASK NOT WHAT YOUR NATION CAN DO FOR YOU, ASK WHAT I’M GONNA DO TO IT!
OBAMA TO HIS PEOPLE – IF YOU HELPED GET ME ELECTED THEN DON’T WORRY, YOU’VE GOT SOME MONEY AND A WHOLE LOT OF NEW TAXES COMING. JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.
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