A New Era: Foreign Affairs

The Glair - A New Era: Foreign Affairs

ABRAHAM LINCOLN: SAVING THE UNION
BARACK OBAMA: SAVING THE UNIONS
NOW I GET IT!


A WIND POWERED CAR AND A NEW $50,000.00 TAX BILL (plus interest) FOR EVERY AS YET UNABORTED GRANDCHILD IN AMERICA. NOW, AREN’T YOU GLAD YOU MADE A STATEMENT?


OBAMA: NOW AL-QAEDA THINKS THEY’RE SAFER TOO.


OBAMA: FOR THE VERY BEST IN HEALTHCARE THAT LIVERPOOL AND GUATEMALA CAN AFFORD


OBAMA: “I DON’T LIKE THE TERM WAR ON TERROR. I MUCH PREFER THE PHRASE, ‘A MISUNDERSTANDING OF DIAMETRICALLY OPPOSED DIPLOMATIC OBJECTIVES.’ ”


OBAMA AND HIS LEGACY: MAKING BUSH LOOK MUCH, MUCH BETTER SINCE JANUARY, 2009


OBAMA: AT LEAST HE UNDERSTANDS THE P.R. VALUE OF A GOOD SALUTE.


ECONOMY DEVASTATED, ABORTIONS AND SUICIDES UP, NATION UNABLE TO DEFEND ITSELF, UNREST IN THE STREETS, GOVERNMENT MISTRUSTED BY EVERYONE, COUNTRY INVADED BY FOREIGN INSURGENTS. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED PRESIDENT OBAMA.


OBAMA: IF PAKISTAN CAUSES TROUBLE THEN I’M NUKING IT. IF IRAN GETS NUKES THEN I’M BLAMING ISRAEL.


IF YOU WANT TO ENSLAVE YOUR PEOPLE AND OBTAIN NUCLEAR WEAPONS FOR NEFARIOUS PURPOSES THEN I WANT TO HAVE A DIALOGUE. IF YOU MAKE OVER $50,000.00 A YEAR THEN “I’LL SMOKE YA OUT!”


OBAMA: IF THERE IS ANOTHER TERRORIST ATTACK THEN DON’T BLAME ME. I TRIED MY VERY BEST TO ERADICATE THE WORD!


OBAMA: “DON’T DARE MISUNDERESTIMATE ME. I REALLY MEAN IT WHEN I SAY THINGS ARE ONLY GONNA GET WORSE.”


OBAMA TO BIN LADEN: BUSH COULDN’T GET YOU, BUT I WILL. I’VE GOT THE IRS WORKING ON IT RIGHT NOW.


OBAMA: FINALLY, AN AMERICA THAT CAN BE RESPECTED IN OTHER PARTS OF THE WORLD - LIKE NORTH KOREA, IRAN, SYRIA, THE HAGUE, SOMALIA, AND VENEZUELA.

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A New Era: Part Deux

The Glair - A New Era: Part Deux

I’VE GOT A WARM, TINGLING FEELING RUNNING DOWN MY LEG. OBAMA MUST BE PISSING ON MY PERSONAL WEALTH AGAIN.


BARACK OBAMA – IF YOU’RE GIVING A LOT OF MONEY TO CHARITY THEN I’M GOING TO TAX YOU MORE, IF YOU’RE NOT PAYING TAXES THEN YOU GET MORE MONEY FROM OTHERS FOR YOURSELF. THAT’S FAIR, AIN’T IT?


OBAMA – I’M TIRED OF BUSINESSMEN EMPLOYING SO MANY PEOPLE. SO I’M GOING TO TAX THEM UNTIL THEY LEARN THEIR LESSON.


OBAMA – IN THE NEW ECONOMY “NEED IS GOOD” AND I’M WORKING HARD TO SPREAD IT AROUND.


WHEN IN RECESSION STEP HARD ON THE TAX PEDAL. YOU CAN’T GO WRONG THAT WAY.


OBAMA – WE’VE FINALLY OVERCOME THE BUSINESS CYCLE, BY DESTROYING IT!

OBAMA – SEE THE REAL PLAN WAS THIS, “WRECK THE ECONOMY AND YOU CAN’T AFFORD TO WIN A WAR!”


OBAMA – “I DON’T NEED NO STINKING KATRINA, I CREATE MY OWN!”


SEE THE THING ABOUT POOR PEOPLE IS, THE MORE YOU CREATE THE BETTER YOU CAN FEEL ABOUT THEIR PLIGHT! AND IF EVERYONE IS POOR THEN WE CAN ALL FINALLY FEEL GOOD ABOUT BEING BAD OFF!


TERRORISM WAS NEVER REAL, BUT TAXES ARE!


IN MY FIRST YEAR I INTEND TO SHUT GUANTÁNAMO, BUY UP ALL THE BANKS, SPEND ALL YOUR RETIREMENT MONEY, CREATE TRILLIONS IN DEBT, REVIVE THE UNIONS, AND BAILOUT AIG AND GM. HOW YA LIKE ME NOW?


BARACK OBAMA – THE FIRST REAL PRESIDENT FOR THE 11TH CENTURY AND THE NEW FEDERAL FEUDALISM.


OBAMA – I’M DOING THINGS MY WAY, EVIDENCE BE DAMNED!
BECAUSE I’M A NEW KIND OF DEMOCRAT


“NEVER WASTE A GOOD CRISIS THAT HAS BEEN HANDED TO YOU, AND THE ONLY THING BETTER THAN A GOOD CRISIS IS A TERRIBLE ONE THAT YOU CREATE YOURSELF.”


I’M THOUGHTFUL, ENGAGED, WELL-SPOKEN, INTENSELY INVOLVED, AND I KNOW WHAT PEOPLE REALLY WANT AND NEED TO HEAR. MY NAME IS NAPOLEON BONAPARTE. (YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY BARACK OBAMA, DIDN’T YOU?)


YOU CAN’T MAKE FUN OF THE FIRST LIBERAL BLACK PRESIDENT. THE BEST YOU CAN HOPE TO DO IS ENDURE HIM.


FOR ALL OF YOU LIBERALS, I’M SORELY TEMPTED TO POINT AND LAUGH AT YOU, BUT THE SAD PART IS, WE’RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER NOW…


IN THE NEW ECONOMY THE ONLY INDUSTRY THAT WILL BE COMPLETELY RECESSION-PROOF WILL BE THE HEALTHCARE INDUSTRY. THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A SECOND.

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Bumperstickers for the Age of Obama

The Glair - Bumperstickers for the Age of Obama





OBAMA: I SURE AS HELL DIDN’T VOTE FOR HIM, AND YET I’M PAYING FOR IT LIKE I DID


BARACK OBAMA: MY FIRST THIRTY DAYS OF COMPLETE AND TOTAL F*CK UP AND I’M JUST GETTING STARTED


BARACK OBAMA: BOY, IS THIS EVER GONNA BE AN HISTORIC PRESIDENCY!!!


BARACK OBAMA: NOW AREN’T YOU GLAD YOU LISTENED TO OPRAH?


BARACK OBAMA AND THE US ECONOMY – IT’S WHAT HE DOESN’T UNDERSTAND THAT’S THE SCARY PART


BECAUSE IT’S ABOUT TIME FOR A US PRESIDENT WILLING SELL OUT OUR EASTERN EUROPEAN ALLIES FOR A CHANCE TO FULLY EXPLORE RUSSIAN AND IRANIAN INTEGRITY


THE STOCK MARKET – IT’S NOT MY RETIREMENT ACCOUNT, THAT’S ONLY FOR RICH PEOPLE!


BARACK OBAMA – FINALLY! A PRESIDENT HOLLYWOOD AND WESTERN EUROPE CAN UNDERSTAND


OBAMA – BECAUSE SOMEBODY HAS TO ACTUALLY DO WHAT CLINTON WASN’T STUPID ENOUGH TO TRY!


OBAMA – OUT OF IRAQ AND INTO THE FIRE!


EVEN IN CHICAGO THEY NEVER IMAGINED THIS!


THE NEW DEMOCRAT ERA – WE’RE LOOKING FOR A FEW GOOD MEN, WHO HAVE NEVER PAID THEIR TAXES


THE NEW DEMOCRATS – URBANE, SOPHISTICATED, CLUELESS!


OBAMA - IF THIS WON’T WIN US THE NEXT GENERATION THEN NOTHING WILL!!


BARACK OBAMA – SPENDING AND TAXING OUR WAY INTO WEALTH. BECAUSE THAT’S THE WAY THINGS WORK IN HIGH SCHOOL!


OBAMA – BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS ONE TERM LIKE THIS GUY!


DEMOCRATS - IF THE STOCK MARKET IS A TRACKING POLL THEN WHERE IS IT LEADING YOUR POLITICAL FUTURE?


LIBERALS – YOU WANTED HIM, YOU KEEP HIM! (GOD, IF IT ONLY WORKED THAT WAY!)


OBAMA AND THE NEOCRATS – HEY MAN, YOU ASKED FOR IT!


OBAMA – IF YOU NEED A BAILOUT THEN JOIN THE NATION: LEGALLY OR ILLEGALLY, IT DON’T REALLY MATTER – WE NEED TO TAX YOU EITHER WAY


OBAMA – WORKING HARD TO ASSURE THAT YOU’LL BE BAILED OUT BY 2037


OBAMA – THE GOOD NEWS IS I’LL HAVE YOU RETIRED BY THE TIME YOU’RE 96 YEARS OLD. THE BAD NEWS IS WE’LL BE RUNNING YOUR HEALTHCARE.


OBAMA – FOR THE GOOD OF THE FUTURE I’VE ABORTED MORE BABIES AND MORE WEALTH THAN ANY PRESIDENT IN US HISTORY. NO NEED TO THANK ME.


YOU VOTED DEMOCRAT IN 2008. VOTE DEMOCRAT AGAIN IN 2012. BECAUSE WE’VE JUST STARTED CHANGING THINGS AND CHANGE ALWAYS WORKS OUT WELL.


A DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENT, A DEMOCRATIC SENATE, A DEMOCRATIC HOUSE – REALLY NOW, YOU NEVER SAW THIS COMING?


OBAMA – WE DON’T NEED MORE RICH PEOPLE IN THIS NATION, WE NEED MORE GOVERNMENT JOBS!


OBAMA – IF IT’S TAXABLE THEN WE’LL GET AROUND TO IT. HELL, IT’S ONLY BEEN A COUPLE OF MONTHS SO FAR.


OBAMA – I TALK A BIG STICK AND CARRY ABOUT SOFTLY.


BARACK OBAMA – ASK NOT WHAT YOUR NATION CAN DO FOR YOU, ASK WHAT I’M GONNA DO TO IT!


OBAMA TO HIS PEOPLE – IF YOU HELPED GET ME ELECTED THEN DON’T WORRY, YOU’VE GOT SOME MONEY AND A WHOLE LOT OF NEW TAXES COMING. JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.






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