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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

The People of Tomorrow

The Glair - The People of Tomorrow

Today, during lunch, I watched the inauguration of Barack Obama, with my two daughters (who are themselves of a genetically interracial nature – though I find the term interracial more amusing than descriptive). It was a far more interesting ceremony than I had expected. He also gave a speech that was, if somewhat weak at points, and far too wonkish in general, really rather good I thought.

One thing that struck me positively about the language he employed, and I am not a big proponent, by any stretch of the imagination, of most of Mr. Obama’s publicly stated policy objectives (as opposed to what his real objectives may or may not be), is that in some respects it was very difficult to decide if the man was a Republican, or a Democrat. That is to say, if you had only heard the inaugural speech, and knew nothing of the past history of the man or his political affiliations, then you would be hard pressed to decide whether the man was a Republican or Democrat. In some ways the man is a frustrated preacher, more an inspirational leader than a political maven. (Though his political skills can be impressive from time to time, far less so at other times.)

And perhaps that is a good thing in a way. For policy positions and political ideals, no matter how good, true, and promising often suffer from what I like to call, “stagnation of application.” Meaning that no matter how good an idea (of any kind) or ideal (of any type) is, it can often fail to materialize in a meaningful way through calcified and determined methods of stagnant application. The idea or ideal is good, even true, just, and necessary, but the means by which it is executed and applied becomes so moribund, so inextricably bound within a Gordian knot of tradition and habitual reflex, that it cannot possibly grow, adapt, change, and progress in a useful and efficient manner. Tied to a dead method, few ideals can live well. Inspirational leaders sometimes serve a far more important primary and historical role than that of mere administrator or competent executive. They cut away obstacles in ways not previously foreseen.

The trouble with Obama as a leader though, as I see it, is simply that he honestly still believes his own rhetoric. This will not last for long I imagine and I can already see the increase in the number of grey hairs on his head. When men are young or young at heart, as Obama is, and filled with vim and vinegar, honed sharp or dull (as the case may be) on rhetoric and ideal, they often mistake high-minded intentions and virtuous motivations with accomplishment and wisdom. They think they know far more than they really do, both about the world at large, and about some human hearts. No matter how humble the inner nature, the mind tricks the man into mistaking the mirage of a kind of arrogant certitude with the actuality of practical reality. The obverse of this position of course is the man who is advanced with age and experience thinking that every young man should know as much as they do, for the older man having learned his lessons in the withering kiln of pragmatic circumstance, often forgets to remember than at some day in the past they were likewise just as naïve as the individual they look suspect upon. C’est la vie, c’est l' homme.

Nevertheless there is a quality to the man (Obama) I very much admire. He is not weak and retiring. The scale of his ambition is great, he may very well attempt much often, and often much more than is really possible. Especially given the fickle and febrile nature of federal and national politics.

But will he attempt the right things in the right way? Will he be motivated by the right principles and will he execute those principles in some effective and virtuous manner? If change is a destination, then quo vadis? Only time and history will judge. Excepting of course, so will the American people (as determined by his actual actions), and since he has voluntarily set for himself such a large international stage, that he intends to please both allies and enemies alike, so also will much of the rest of the world. He who demands to be judged surely will be.

Still, gauged simply from the figurative flourishes of his initial Presidential speech I cannot help but think that many around the world were stunned by the less than modest vision he has of our nation, and of the past and future character of the United States of America. In that respect I can truthfully say, “I’m right there with you brother.” We still are the last best hope. And just to be honest, we’ve usually been the first best hope. As far as go the profound limits of this world, anyway.


The people of the United States are, in this world, the People of Tomorrow. Not without a past, but never shackled to it. Not without a present, but never limited by it. We will demand, and certainly deserve, a leader who understands this fundamental quality of our nature. Or at least a leader who can come to understand this inherent quality within us, and temper himself by that lodestone.

So, as the symbolic head of our state, as the emblematic head of our union, as the actual physical Commander in Chief and as the elected Chief Executive of our nation, my prayers will be with the man. I hope that over time he will gain much wisdom, that God will protect and prosper the man, lead him and guide him, humble, hone, and help him. That he will come to understand that government as a mechanism is as nothing compared either to the People, or to the Individual, that his job is to serve and not be served, that many will criticize him harshly and wrongly, and that many will criticize him truly and wisely, and that he come to perceive the difference and act accordingly. And all in all, do not bend where you are right man, and for God’s sake and for the sake of your own soul and the soul of this nation, change quickly when you should and when you must. God bless Barack Obama, and may you become in this world what many most need you to be, a great American, and not just an American dreaming of being great. 

God bless America too while we’re at it. And Godspeed as well to you, President Bush. In many ways you were the most problematic and confusing and sometimes outright bizarre Republican president I ever helped to elect. Twice. But in many other ways you were one of the most fantastic and influential and noble presidents we have ever had, and you are definitely right about this matter as well. History will judge you far differently than the faddish and foppish intellectual herd of bedeviled mental bovines that currently roam the contemporary hinterland of media-nly infused self-absorbed impuissance. 

So, to the past - let history make yesterday a doorway to the truth of the present, and to the future – let every good thing to come be opened wide to the People of Tomorrow. For that is as it should be.



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Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Barney Franks accuses President Bush of campaign of “Ethnic Cleansing”

The Glair - Barney Franks accuses President Bush of campaign of “Ethnic Cleansing”

By Jermaine Washington Gillespie
Missive Internet News

Last updated: 8:10 PM
Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Congressional Rep. Barney Franks has accused President Bush of engaging in a campaign of ethnic cleansing in order to secure the city of New Orleans and the state of Louisiana for future Republican control.

Said Representative Franks, “I believe, as do most other thinking Democrats that the administration's handling of the situation with regards to hurricane Katrina was little short of a conscious campaign of ethnic cleansing. What the Republicans did down there, spearheaded by President Bush, was to allow the hurricane to come in and destroy entire sections of the city and state while making no provisions for colored peoples, darkies, Negroes, and other ethnic undesirables to escape. Then they backslid on the effort to clean up the depressed areas of the city. Why some quarters are still without bars, whore and crack houses, gumbo trucks, or barbecue pits to this very day.”

“Furthermore,” representative Franks continued, “they (they meaning the Republicans) then depopulated the colored areas so as to plant Lily White replacement communities. I think of it as social engineering of a high degree. We take our colored Democratic constituents very seriously, and it is our considered opinion that the very best thing we can do for them is keep them herded in tight clusters where we can easily register them to vote in Democratic primaries and see that they are properly publicly educated at reasonable costs in very effective inner city schools. Also Democrats know that it is easier to control crime in these areas when they are all clustered tightly together in case of a riot or an OJ-trial type situation. As a leading Democratic proponent of gay and minority rights I favor tight clustering of as many people as possible, whenever possible. It’s just more effective that way.”

“But the most disturbing thing of all is that I, along with other thinking Democrats, have come to suspect recently that President Bush politically employed the Army Corp. of Engineers in two separate and very negative ways. First of all we suspect he purposely instructed them to weaken the levee system so that when the hurricane did strike the levees could not withstand the strain. And secondly we think it may very well be possible that President Bush had, prior to the storm, instructed the Army Corp. of Engineers to use their new WOT hurricane creation weapon. This allowed the Republicans to greatly amplify the force of the hurricane thereby achieving a level of ethnic cleansing unheard of in modern times. All while cleverly disguised as a seemingly ‘natural event.’ Of course everyone is already aware that if not for President Bush then Hurricane Katrina would have never occurred in the first place because we wouldn’t now be feeling the disastrous effects of Global Warming which is responsible for the existence of hurricanes anyway.”

“We have no direct proof of any of this of course, the Republicans and President Bush are far too clever and evil to be deceived by anyone other than Dick Cheney. And they are all far too clever to leave any public evidence of their misdeeds so as not to ever suffer potential political backlash. But one day they will screw up and then we’ll have them by the short pubic hairs. And am I ever looking forward to that day!

For the record it is important to note that Representative Franks is not the first well-known Democrat to make the accusation that President Bush has developed War on Terror superweapons. In 1992, years before becoming President and years before the War on Terror officially started the Congressional Black Caucus accused George W. Bush of instructing the Skull and Bone contingent within the Pentagon to create such futuristic megaweapons as the San Francisco Earthquaker, the Chicago Conflagrator, the South East Asian Tsunami Device, and of course the Mount St. Helen’s Superlavabelcher.

Furthermore it is predicted by the National Coalition of Forward Thinking Scientists that in the year 2022 Democrats will finally develop a parallel dimension reality machine which will allow them to conclusively prove that President Bush and the Republicans orchestrated the entire Cold War to discredit the AFL/CIO, and Democratic genius and House bulwark Tip O’Neil. But that’s a story for another day.

© JWG, Jr. 2007

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Saturday, November 11, 2006

Nancy Pelosi Promises “San Francisco Style” Impeachment of Bush

Marxed - Nancy Pelosi Promises “San Francisco Style” Impeachment of Bush

Last Updated: 11/11/06

By Jallalabah Woohi din Gunga
For the Missing Missive


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Nancy Pelosi, flush with recent electoral victories, and acting as the presumptive first female Speaker of the House, has secretly promised liberal campaign contributors to the Democratic party a “San Francisco Style” impeachment of President Bush.

Asked at the secret meeting exactly what that might mean Pelosi hinted that it might have something to do with WMDs, abused intelligence, chains, leather, and a probable deep House Probe.

“We’re thinking at this moment that the best course of action might involve three, or possibly four, men of gay marriage age named Chad, Thad, Tad, and Brad. It might also involve methamphetamines, a rub off by a Mexican coyote, and a tax increase on the wealthy,” future Speaker Pelosi said from the podium, speaking on condition of anonymity.

“The Republicans have been thoroughly humbled, now is the time to Dominatrix. President Bush can learn what it’s like to deal with a real woman for a change.” The crowd erupted in applause. Throwing off all of their clothes several members of the audience were then catapulted into the air via the Cirque du Soleil big tent carnival gun. “Hooray, we’re back, and we’re fabulous!” the crowd chanted.

When order was finally restored after the sheep and Cambodian monkey orgy Speaker-to-Be Pelosi continued, “We do not though, at this time, intend to remove President Bush from Office!” The crowd fell silent from the sudden, stunning, and unexpected revelation.

“Instead we intend to convert him to our more enlightened and well-groomed lifestyle. We’re partnering him up with Al Gore who has developed a special therapy which we believe can convert dismayed Red State men into open minded and personally experimental, big-city, globally warmed and toasty metrosexuals. If the therapy works then we intend to use abortion clinic stem cell lines to clone the treatment and ship it to North Korea and Iran as biological weapons loosed in their discothèques and pornographic missile silos,” Ms. Pelosi proclaimed.

“As you can see we’ve thought of everything and expect to have soon created a worldwide libertine Utopia free of misunderstanding, and to have doubled our UN blue ribbon commissions while simultaneously drawing down our troop deployments from Vietnam. I mean Iraq. We intend instead to make New Haven, British Columbia, and Baja, California the new fronts in the War on Terror. This is not a War to be won anymore, I’m not sure I even know what that means; this is a problem to be solved. And by solved I mean we need a new direction,” said Pelosi gesturing vaguely towards the dusky distance. “Somewhere out there is a War solution, and I’m determined to channel it.”

Several thousand members of the audience began to raise bangles to the air and cheer, “Four More Rears! Four More Rears!” Chad, Tad, Thad, and Brad were hastily rushed on stage with the Speaker.

Satisfied she had finally made her point the soon to be Speaker exited the stage quietly, seemingly unnoticed as a host of male escort dancers dressed in pink flamingo dresses burst from a confetti cake with lavender and gold icing which read, “Congrats Nan, Now You’re the Real Speaker of the House!

When shown a video tape of the meeting Vice President Dick Cheney responded by saying, “I don’t know what in the hell she’s talking about. Everybody knows that if you go just about anywhere except in a Muslim country the woman is always the Real Speaker of the House. That’s just the way God made em. Nancy Pelosi will talk your ear off if you let her, just like that Lincoln Chafee chick. Anybody seen her lately by the way? Nevermind. Somebody get my 20 gauge girl gun, I’m going huntin for the Christmas recess.”

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© JWG, Jr. 2006